Well, Baker Mayfield can now pose by that Bentley and Tiger, along with a W to his name. The Cleveland Browns defeated the New York Jets by a score of 21-17, and the city of Cleveland is 1000% about to burn their city to the ground. Bud Light is giving out free beer for crying out loud. There is literally Browns merchandise being sold that says “NFL GAME WINNERS” on them. They might as well pull an Indianapolis Colts and put up a banner that says “2018-2019 BROWNS, NOT A WINLESS SEASON”.
Just to recap, by the way, so far this season, Ryan Fitzpatrick is dressing up like Conor McGregor and is in talks for MVP, the Dolphins are leading the AFC East, two games have already ended in ties, and the Browns are 1-1-1. I’m finishing this article and going to buy a lottery ticket because something is off in the matrix.
