It took me all 21 years of my life to finally decipher why it’s even called curling, and I’m still trying to find out why in the world the rest of the world becomes obsessed with it every winter Olympics. This years Olympics, I think it might have to do with Team USA’s Matt Hamilton’s majestic mustache, show stopping charisma, and immaculate way of dressing. He brought curling to the cool kids lunch table. He was on The Tonight Show for Christs sake. I’ll repeat that: a curler (are they called curler’s?) was on The Tonight Show. There’s literally videos online of people pushing their Roomba’s across the floor and sweeping in front of it with Swiffer wet jet mops. Forget the miracle on ice and Shaun White’s perfect 100’s, curling is absolutely electric.
