With the entire NFL still wondering what the hell happened Monday night when New England failed to convert on each and every one of their third downs… something that hasn’t happened to the Patriots since Tom Brady was 14 years old. Miami quarterback Jay Cutler threw for 263 yards and three touchdowns, while Brady threw for 233 yards, one touchdown, and two interceptions. Complete role reversal if you ask me. Granted, the Patriots were without star tight end Rob Gronkowski serving his one game suspension, but that’s an argument for another day. I’m not sure what was in the water in Miami that day… it might’ve been the protein mix that they got from Tom Brady’s health and fitness book. Who knows?

